zeldathemes
I'm that girl who takes books everywhere and sings when not necessary.

I enjoy music. I should probably sleep more. I'm part author, part time waster.

Don't be a dick and we should get along fine.

Some of my best work includes:
"Bread is like cake with a crust," and "Sometimes I wonder how animals feel about vegetarians".
Coffee and Cynicism
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Song: On Melancholy Hill
Artist: Gorillaz
Album: Plastic Beach
Plays: 3,416

Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill

  #I don't think you understand how much I adore this song.    #avengethestation  

nasturbate:

i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably

  #pants off Wednesday makes a return    #fuuuuuuuck  

i thought it was 10pm

apparently it’s 12am?

  #what    #???    #dorkscrew  

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.
Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary (via literatureloveaffair)
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Song: I Will Follow You Into The Dark
Artist: Death Cab For Cutie
Album: Plans
Plays: 15,067

ohawkguy:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess